There is a basement in my new house, and there is a guy who lives in it. I have since met basement guy face to face several times, and, sadly, he is not horribly deformed. Such disappointment.
That part tacked on the end there is the comic I was going to put up before I left so you wouldn't worry about me. Obviously, I failed to do so. I'm sure you all thought I had abandoned you or died or got sucked into some alternate dimension where they don't have internet. But I shall reward you for your patience with many adventurous paleontology comics on Monday.
Also I totally spilled gatorade on all this stuff. BET YOU CAN BARELY TELL