Furbies Are Back

Why did we decide to bring back these horrifying little things? Kids always think they want a little talking robo-toy, and having it be small and cuddly is a bonus, so it seems like furbies would be great. But as soon as you have one in your home, you realise the horror of such a thing. Especially when it turns itself on at strange intervals, and especially when you forgot you even had the toy and stuffed it in a closet somewhere and suddenly it turns on again and all you hear is robotic giggling coming from your closet and you are WAY too afraid to look, fearing it had finally evolved into its final form and was hungry for soooouls