Garden Fun Times

I am actually super good at growing things now. But back in the day, it was the least awesome thing in my book of stuff to do. It seemed everything I did ended in either plant death or hundreds of various bug bites, usually both. Sometimes there would be wasps and then shit would get really scary. But now there are no wasps or ants, so I guess maybe those were what held me back all these years. Thank god I moved somewhere that's too cold for most of the more horrifying buggies. Look up bald-faced hornets. Yeah, we had those. And they do not fuck around.