Seattle Adventures, AKA Never Leave My House Comics

Oh hey guys, it's been a while! I've been busy doing everything. I moved to Seattle, had a very successful and fun PAX, then went on a few IKEA trips. IKEA takes time guys jeez, cool your boobies

The end of this comic is an accurate representation of me every day. Why did I move to Seattle? What am I doing here? Where are all my friends? DO I HAVE TO LEAVE MY HOUSE AAAHHHHHH

The answer is, of course, "no", and if anyone ever tries to make me go places in Seattle that are not food or animal related they will be forced to suffer through my inevitable stubborn unhappiness. When I am unhappy there is no amount of consoling that will help, I just need to sit there and be a grump for a while. Then continue to to be a grump until I die. Grump 4 life